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Interests: Cuddling, Dancing. Evil Evil Evil. Reading Seventeen. Vergeuden des Reises.
Expertise: Knallwilden popwilds. Expert cuddler and disco-raver. 31337 Hax0ring assembly Languages. Cuddlebunnies of all types. BOUNCE pogo pogo pogo pogo...
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Member Since: 6/21/2002

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Saturday, March 01, 2003

WAR UPDATE

Violence month, officially scheduled to end soon, is being extended. Violence month has seen many great triumphs, all centered around hurting people.

In recent time, people have come to question my actions. Why can't you give it a break? What did X person do to you? If you are asking these questions you are missing the point. The means is an end in itself. And so my mission continues.

I started out with over two dozen fights planned. I was privelaged enough to get more than that. The next wave will see expansion and geater hostility on all fronts. Like all wars, this is a war against enemies. But unlike past conflicts that I've experienced, I'm going to finish the job. And I don't mean just exterminate the enemies in the particular struggle at hand; after all, I'm uncannily good at that. I'm going for all of them. I won't stop until there is nothing left, conditions for surrender have not been laid out.

Yet my struggle continues. For the past 18 months each month has been the hardest month of my life, and they'r getting harder still. Violence month is no exception, but there is change in the air. This time my struggle is not alone, as I am bringing hardship to all of you, to the world.

You can go say whatever to all of this.
You can do your own thing.
But I am watching, watching everyone at all times.
And I will settle my score.


In other news:
Progress reports have yet to be released, but many of you are doing poorly, so work harder.
All old hostilities still stand(this means you); new ones will be erected.

Fuck you Reuben.


Saturday, January 25, 2003

Wow, its been almost 8 years since my last update, and a long 8 years at that. Well I would like to announce that Violence Month officially began this wednesday.(Haha, das Sie jetzt sterben) Violence Month is by far the best time of year, far better than X useless minority appreciation month. We can all look forward to the nearly 2 dozen fights i have planned! After violence month, Old Ladies must die month will follow.

On a completely related note, just cause i made a post, don't expect me to read blogs or post anymore. Also, I have decided in the future that i will disable useless comments.

The amount of devastation already caused by violence month is nothing short of amazing, we can only pray for more.

And now a totally true anecodote:
Owl: I have a tumor and i'm dieing
MRI tech: Ok, but before you can have your MRI you have to take out all the metal in your pockets
Owl: Let me then just take out all these weapons i was packing in case you were to give me trouble....
MRI tech: holy shit

Tommorrow i go back to living in Sector 2 for a while, time to kick some ass. During this time, I would urge you all to do your best because progress reports are coming out soon! Yes! Progress Reports!

J4: for shame, for shamme
J2: If i was a tubby lesbian i'd be mad too.
K^2: You've only dissappointed me this break. How can you expect to keep a secret weblog and not expect me to break in?

Also, a big Fuck You goes out to Reuben Sharrett for thinking he's allowed to subscribe to my blog. You're not. And i don't give a damn about whatever your worthless opinion about this is.

OK time up, everyone die

A song lyric:
So when you walk away
Leaving the Killing Fields
You will be soon aware
Of what you have lost

Peace is impossible
No matter what it seems
Someone’s killing someone
Even in your dreams


Tuesday, July 30, 2002

I haven't updated in a while, but thats because i hate all of you on a personal and individual basis.  That being said, he's a rather wordy recap of the cryonic era.

BRONX XOO

psycho forest

psyclass

morning

jen#4 dissappear

jen#4 come back less understanding

kiki bailed

jen#2...

4041 is in japan

i don't read blogs

coupon

There you are guys. Go die now.


Tuesday, July 02, 2002

Guten Tag mein zicklein.  Well i guessi promised you häschen an update on sloanworld.  So here it is cuntlappen.  Last sunday i went to khristina's graduation pool party!  It bumsen rocked!  I got to see a lot of people that i haven't seen in forever and a day, they're all doing well and they're all MINE!  That being said it really was nice, i swam for the first time in years, i got to play with jen(yay) and i wasted 7 grains of rice.  Also, Sisi is finally talking to me, yay for new buddy!  I gave khristina an astro pop, and.....  a testudo lobster bib!! you are truly priveledged to have one of them.  Afterwards we all went to appleby park(gotta love playgrounds)!  And of course, the whole event was filled with much dancing on my part.  So thats most of my party story.  Yesterday jen and i went to play in a different playground, much fun indeed!  Also, my friend kiki is being sad, ::hugs:: , aber ich finde den attraktiv .  Today was one of my first training days at work, i love getting paid to watch movies.  Anyways, Cuddles to all the häschen.  Knallwilden!


Monday, July 01, 2002

HEY KINDER!! Sorree i haven't updated 0.25 megaseconds(yes thats proper metric time).   But don't worry leute, i am just Knallwilden!!  Things seem to be going well, so well that i've almost forgot how to type auf Destche.  In fact, i'm forgetting how to type!(My lame excuse for not finishing this blog).  So i'll be back later when i calm down and update you guys! Gute nacht!



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